No show. Election night, schedule out the window as usual and no transcripts to be found. Well, except for the bit everyone knows about.

DAVID GREGORY, MSNBC ANCHOR: It is now 11:00 o'clock on the east coast, and, Keith, we can report history.

OLBERMANN: Barack Obama is projected to be the next president of the United States of America.


Archivist's note: the podcast is just over five minutes of video and it's goddamn adorable. And Keith has a pink tie on.